I don't know what could be scarier than a fat pink guy, with wings and who is wearing a diaper showing up at your door. Maybe it's the ukulele that is the horror. Just stay away from too much chocolate and you'll be okay. At least he isn't holding a banjo! [Play the opening riff from Dueling Banjos - holding the final note, slightly out of tune, as it fades out.]
HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY from Uncle Ernie!