• Milton the Monster, the alternate theme song explains it all.

(voice over) On top of old horror hill in a secret laboratory,
Professor Weirdo and Count Kook were in their monstrous glory.

(Professor Weirdo sings) Six drops of the essence of terror, Five drops of sinister sauce,
(Count Kook)When the stirring's done may I lick the spoon?
(Prof. W.) Of course ha ha of course.
Now for the tincture of tenderness, But I must use only a touch,
For without a touch of tenderness, He might destroy me!
(Professor Weirdo, bumped) Whoops too much.
(Prof. W.) Better hold your breath it's starting to tick:
(Count K.) Better hold my hand I'm feeling sick -
(Milton) Hello Dad!
(Prof. W.) What have I done?
(M.) I'm Milton, Your brand new son!